White Plains!
Fareed: The thing about Facebook is that Zuck wants it to--
Me: Did you just call him 'Zuck'?
Fareed: Yeah.
Me: Are you pals now or something?
Fareed: No, that's just what everyone at Facebook calls him.
Me: That's just anti-Semitic.
Fareed: How do you figure?
Me: It's like at Ellis Island when all the Jews got their last names changed from 'Ziegelstein' to 'Smith'.
Fareed: It's just a nickname.
Me: It's disrespectful of his Jewish heritage.
Fareed: But everyone at Apple calls Steve Jobs 'Steve'.
Me: Steve's full name isn't 'Stevelberger'.
Fareed: You make fun of Jews more than anyone else I know.
Me: I'm a self-hating Jew. I get a free pass.
Fareed: I think he likes that everyone calls him 'Zuck'.
Me: Of course he would. He's a Jew from White Plains.
